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Post by junior on Thu 11 Jun 2009, 1:32 am

THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE


I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for

the following reasons:

1.-------- I do physical labor.
2.------- I work at great depths.
3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do.
4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5.--------I work in a damp environment.
6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7.------- I work in high temperatures.
8. -------My work exposes me to diseases.

Reply: Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the

arguments you have raised, the management denies your

request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH
brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen
visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before
you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen
entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious
looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

Five reasons not to be a penis ...

1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and...
5 Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint
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Re: for the boys only....joke

Post by Nylle on Thu 11 Jun 2009, 7:18 am

ha ha ha.....

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Re: for the boys only....joke

Post by junior on Fri 12 Jun 2009, 3:32 am

ops for boys only poh...hehehehee
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