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Return Of The Battle Of THe Brainless

Post by Generym on Thu 18 Dec 2008, 6:21 am

Host: What "N" (Narra) is the national tree of the Philippines?
Contestant: Niyog?
Host: Mas Matigas pa diyan
Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!

Host: Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?
Contestant: Sa Back?
Host: O Sige, pwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta)
Contestant: Likod?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P" ang initials ng modern name nito (Rizal Park)
Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme Likod pa rin yon)

Host: Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?
Contestant: Banyo?
Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon maarawan ka
Contestant: Bubong?
Host: Hindi marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini
Contestant: Beerhouse!

Host: Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay nalulunod?
Contestant: Lifebuoy?
Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng ito.
Contestant: Safeguard?
Host: Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo
Contestant: Safe Buoy?
Host: Hindi siya "boy" at matipuno nga ang kanyang katawan.
Contestant: Ah, MR. Clean!

Host: Anong "S" (salbabida) ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagat upang hindi malunod?
Contestant: Sirena?
Host: Hindi, hindi ito babae
Contestant: Siyokoy?
Host: Hindi ito Lalake
Contestant: Siyoke?
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