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Post by Rember on Mon 05 Jan 2009, 4:16 am

A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.

Suddenly, the pilot ran back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

"I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.

"I'm the smartest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

At this point, the Pope began to speak to the Pizza delivery boy. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."

"You don't have to do that, replied the pizza delivery guy. Bill Gates just jumped out with my backpack!"
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Post by Lyt_Grey on Mon 05 Jan 2009, 11:18 am

kitan u ta baka idemanda dakau ni bill gates,..
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Post by Nylle on Tue 06 Jan 2009, 2:54 am

wa ha ha ha.... atls...

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Post by Rember on Tue 06 Jan 2009, 7:38 am

Lyt_Grey wrote:kitan u ta baka idemanda dakau ni bill gates,..

ay apo relax.. hehe
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